All I got was Lana Del Reybies.

Currently digging The Feelies' new album, In Between. Still jangly, though more of a subdued energy than in any of the previous releases. Hits the spot.

PLAIN AND SIMPLE, WE WOULD LIKE PRESIDENT BARTLET TO AGGRESSIVELY SUPPORT LEGISLATION THAT WOULD MAKE IT MANDATORY FOR EVERY PUBLIC SCHOOL IN AMERICA TO TEACH GEOGRAPHY WITHOUT SWEDEN ON THE MAP.

BABY, HOW 'BOUT YOU?!

SWEDEN DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST!

"Chill, bro. It's a social experiment!"

Is it possible for the email list to be so polluted with fake addresses that it becomes worthless?

Who's up for some Street Countdown?

I welcome our new Sontaran overlords.

Next week on SNL: (Double?) KGB Agent Kellyanne returns with Cyborg Barry

Kick, Shvitz, Push

Some people cannot be safely ignored. Piers Morgan is not one of them. Stop saying his name and he'll wither in days.

Dirty Jewish Exec is just Ol' Dirty Bastard's Hebrew name. Out with the Wu-Tang and in with the Cohain.

Whatever. Trump has claimed he is a man, when all evidence points to him being an infected pile of McDonald's pink slime.

No prob. Be sure to ring the bell when you and your pizza arrive at the gate.

Don't mind me. Just spirit cooking some Totino's for my hungry guys. 😈

Hope they had a good Shabbos.

My elementary school teacher taught me that white is ALLLLLL of the colors! ROYGBIV and all that jazz. So, it's like we're the most disadvantaged of anyone!!

This is 100% Clean Comedian Millennial Dan Nainan's time to shine.

I donated to the ACLU two weeks ago and this week they called to ask for more money. You just raised over $20 million in a weekend—give me at least a month's reprieve.