I have zero faith in Cesar Millan’s dog training techniques but the real reason I hate his face is because once some bro on a bike came up to me at a stoplight and said of my dog (sitting on the curb, waiting for the light to change as he’d been trained to do), “that’s a pretty good dog but you should really make him…

Anyone who knows anything about Salman Rushdie knows he’s a sleazebag and a bad person. Many artists are. In fact, he reminds me of my ex who was a short weird looking intellectually impressive writer and narcissist. Appreciate Rushdie’s words, disregard the pitiful man behind them.

What’s extreme about letting doctors and patients decide what should be acceptable instead of the government imposing arbitrary time points beyond which no abortion could be performed?

Elmo’s supplanting of Grover on Sesame Street is one of the greater tragedies in television history.

Kanye: The true “Chosen One.” The future is wearing his sh*t too!

Why oh why do Jezebel commenters who self identify as “Southern Women” persist in insisting that there is anything “harsh” about “Bless your heart”? As though there were anyone left on the planet for whom the significance of this phrase was not completely transparent.