howisthedarklordtoday
Howisthedarklordtoday
howisthedarklordtoday

Yes but when adults act like babies, they should get kicked off.

Exactly. I’m not sure about his training, but he wouldn’t be able to make it in an actual opera if he hadn’t already had commercial success with his records. As I just learned on wikipedia, apparently he really just started his career touring with a pop singer. There’s no doubt he can sing, he can certainly sing

The definition of a Republican is someone who campaigns on the premise that government doesn’t work and once elected sets about proving it.

I don’t think of him like that at all, I don’t even like him. Just trying to be cautiously optimistic. Maybe there’s still hope for him...

Reagan was not. GW Bush was far more sane and reasonable. Still a Republican, but nowhere near as bad.

Why do they have to? They don’t care. About anyone. Ryan’s already talking about dismantling Social Security and medicare. They will replace everything with nothing.

They won’t. They’ll rip out everything and say, “at least you can pick which doctor you can’t afford now — good deal, huh?”

I’m a straight married male and I have a crush on Uncle Biden. So, no.

Well, I’ll give it to you. I’ve been using Tangerine Pinochet for a bit, but the portmanteau is way better. So thanks!

This deserves so much more love.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

Ooh, good! How about Tangerinochet?

Probably middle class. But yes, quite racist.

This is the closest to the real situation all the outsiders on this chain have guessed. Well done.

We live in a world where affluenza is considered an actual ailment. Being  so rich you couldn’t give a fuck is acknowledged as a legitimate excuse.

Given DC, that could have been lots of places...you have to be more specific.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

Doesn’t need to be an actual religion, as long as it’s a ‘sincerely held belief’. (I’m in HR, using my powers for good.)

True. I need to stop with these crazy assumptions, like people have the ability to think. Ugh.

I hate patriotic displays and the nationalism they engender. Freaking out about the treatment flag and people losing it over not standing for the national anthem are two things that drive me insane. We are literally a country based on the idea of independent thought- on ideas not symbols. People losing it over