“While she is a mom first, she is very much embracing the role and responsibilities of first lady,” the source added.

She’s doing a bad Miley Cyrus impersonation?

did not rule out [a separate] religious freedom order that could curtail some of Obama’s LGBT protections.”

It was good enough for Spicer. He ran with this. Stupid fuck. The Moroccan man is now considered a witness to the crime.  

While we’re on the subject, more Up is Down, Wet is Dry logic from the current ahem “Administration”.

OMG. you made me spit out my coffee!

Ignore the troll.

Not all of them. Graham and McCain have been denigrated by the orange turd for speaking out against the ban.

From CBC.ca

I always thought they were way better than those snooty Hardy Boys.

You are using logic and rational thought. Stop it!

They are stricter but guns are still far too accessible in Canada.

It didn’t go unnoticed.

As the Daily Intelligencer reports, Trump’s opaque, dangerous, and bigoted executive order resulted in profound confusion across the country,

They are alternative facts! Sheesh, where have you been hiding?

OMG, the CNN article linked above actually asks the question “Trump and May: The new Thatcher and Reagan?” Bwahahaha!

Miami-Dade Mayor drops sanctuary policy. Right decision. Strong!

Dear America,

I think we should name roaches on behalf of all his minions.

Oh White Jesus, you are the best.