but it needs a sim or to be near the phone, right?

There are a bunch. Some examples include

I think some ethical vegetarians might be ok with road kill!

If a product has an ingredient that has doesn’t meet the following standard, it must be labeled for sale in California:

There are none right now. We like to think HowGood’s ratings are a very good way to decide though :)

Antibiotics should not be present in your meat. Testing results in very few positive samples. The problem with prophylactic antibiotic use is that it enables poor practices with regard to animal welfare and is likely to create antibiotic resistant bacteria. 

Great points!

Great Points above from @butcherbakertoiletrymaker

Great question. Ideally, look for Certified Humane Pasture Raised. That is the pinnacle of widely available eggs. If you have the opportunity, you can find small, local to you farmers that have pastured hens without the certification.

Step one of mastery: Don’t use it.