Nope. My sister sounds quite similar to yours. I love her like crazy, even if she’s the passive aggressive, projected emotions stealth ninja of the Midwest.

As if they’d turn down someone of that profile with that amount of money. THERE ARE NO MORALS, ONLY ZUUL.

I’m very sorry this happened to you. I don’t think you should just live with this trauma and have it continue to take a toll on you. Take the opportunity to go discuss your feelings and process them with a counselor or therapist.

This this this! I like how you’re not hating on the parties, but you’re very correct, these parties often succeed (gay or straight) on issues of escape, self-worth, and addiction. I found the better my self-worth, the less inclined I was to have these types of sexual encounters, even as fun as they can be. Sex parties…

I’m happy for people who have and/or enjoy sex parties. Gay or straight or wherever you fall. De-stigmatize away. Fuck heteronormativity. Slut it up! etc.

I too suffer from fibromyalgia, along with several other health conditions. I sympathize with Gaga. I was only one year older than she is now when I had to take a short term leave of absence from my job because of a sudden, extremely bad flare. I have never been able to work again. I want to. I tried. But I could not…

“Not sure it would have ended as well if they knew we were US Navy/Coast Guard.”

I’m surprised, given that it was a dangerous area, that Netflix didn’t think to hire a security detail or contact anyone in local government to ask them the best way to go about it.

One time we were doing a port call in Ecuador while doing anti narco missions for the US Navy/Coast Guard. A few of us singed up for this mountain/back country tour on donkeys (we wanted to get the hell out of the city) when about 2 hours into the tour our guide takes us past this giant field full of coco plants and…

Today, deep in the bowels of Code 45* headquarters, we can’t help but ask: holy shit dude, did Kelly let you take your phone with you every time you went into the bathroom today? (Cuz that would be probably, like, 9 or 15 or 23 times or something.) That is one violent shit storm of Tweeting and a (literal?) buttload…

Agreed but her little sister (aspiring fashion designer) made it so that warms the cockles somewhat.

Again, only two words today from which to discern the Code 45*. With one of them being “Congress”, you might be forgiven for thinking that today’s message from Trump’s subconscious would be a rather mundane and literal comment on current events. The wiser among you know that nothing could be further from the truth.

It could also be genuinely useful in suburban apartment complexes, making items more accessible to elderly and disabled people and other non-drivers, and just reducing car use by residents who’d otherwise drive ten minutes to get two items.

I went to chipotle today for lunch, and there was a new decal on the window outside that read: “Chipotle has Queso! Not Fake News!” The [second] biggest regret this country should have about the 2016 election is allowing “Fake News” to become a part of the societal lexicon.

Hi, I’m here to talk about Apple Stores being rebranded as Apple Town Squares with Genius Groves inside.

Even if I had a cool G for a new iphone X(i don’t), my OCD wouldn’t let me buy one until someone gave me an acceptable reason for them skipping past the iphone 9. Where’s the 9?!?!

Lots of people date basically their own twin. It’s more pronounced when the couple is gay.

Which brings up one of humanity’s greatest existential questions: is it gay to fuck your own clone?

The Code 45* will be largely on mute today; it’s not only because neither the barf bag nor the feature in The Slot named after him posted any raw materials for us to work with. It’s mostly because that fucking “presidential” 9/11 “tribute” video (which probably should have been served with a side of exclamation point)…

I can’t help but wonder if it’s about jealously more than anything else. Because KUWTK took the basic formula that the The Osbournes pioneered (AFAICT), ran with it, and made orders of magnitude more money than they ever did. And there were rumors a couple of years ago that Sharon wanted to try and revive the show.