howelljenkins
Howell Jenkins
howelljenkins

I understand completely. Last year I left a declining company with an increasingly toxic environment for a wonderful place. They set reasonable schedules, communicate well, and everything is awesome. Maybe I was permanently damaged by the stress of the last job, but I’m so dissatisfied and bored now. I’m giving myself

I’m sorry to hear this. I don’t think my tips will be anything earth-shattering, but here goes:

Marry a breadwinner

For weight loss: portion control works for me, also avoiding cereal as breakfast.

hey! this is my first SNS and idk if anyones gonna read this but its worth a shot

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Depends on your savings and insurance (I’m assuming your America) situation? If you’ve got enough savings to live off of for months while you find work, and maybe a few more months while you get paid for work, you have some freedom to leave your job. If you’re on someone else’s health insurance, you won’t need to

Hobbies. I tend to find friends through hobbies. If there’s something you like that meets in groups, that’s a good start.

Hi, I know this sounds pathetic but I don’t have any friends in my city anymore. I went to college here and as a few years have passed (I’m 24) and I’m deep in a 7am-6pm 6 days/week job, it’s been hard to make new friends that weren’t already college friends. I make party friends sometimes but next week, my best and

I had a dream where I witnessed a taco truck explosion and took to my bed like a Victorian lady because I was traumatized. It was very dramatic with a long white nightgown and a lot of lounging and swooning.

Friendly neighborhood archaeologist here. Fuuuuuuckkkk these Hobby Lobby fuckers for participating/contributing to the antiquities black market. I have had looters on EVERY SINGLE DIG I have ever worked on. I have been held at gunpoint for our finds. I have also slept on site with a fucking shotgun so looters wouldn’t

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

Yeah my mom used to GO IN on the farmers wives who bitched about things like Medicaid. Because everyone knew exactly how much everyone else depended on subsidies. She straight out called it welfare. To people’s faces. We weren’t the most popular family but my mom’s a fucking badass.

Also they’re old and fat. Because SURPRISE. Buying a $200k combine with GPS and riding around in it all day isn’t actually hard. Source: am a farmers daughter.

As Nevergreen says above, belting can be good! But one thing you’ll find about being a legit old is that you care a lot less of what your body looks like. Like, I’ve quit agonizing over things that make my big butt look big. My butt is big, so what? I’m just rolling with it. It’s sooo freeing. That being said, I do

I could have worn this when I was 20 and looked great...but I’d have felt insecure and self-conscious. Now I’m closing in on 40 I would look like a like someone who left the house in a worn-out old nightgown, but I would give no fucks. Trade offs.....

Nope, you are not an old. I am an old, in my early 50's, and sack dressing is a fucking godsend. Nothing fits me well anymore anyway (just wait until your meticulously-maintained body gets a mind of its own), so I may as well be comfortable and I’m DELIGHTED that these are currently fashionable. I’m going to continue

If they rename the city of Waco after the Gaines maybe the city will finally escape it’s horrible local reputation and nickname of “Whacko.”

Well, you’ll never be my latex salesman.

The irony is that BDSM folk wear latex in settings where physical activity is decidedly not minimized.

My parents went with: “Sure, you can be a princess, but don’t come crying to me when the peasants revolt.”