ivanka trump is a 35 year old adult. we can make fun of her bullshit attempts to appear relatable as much as we want

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

In 20 years if Sasha Obama is an advisor to a president and wants to lie about her youth, she should be held to account too.

It’s all falling into place for Egg Fu. First the Inhumans, then ABC, then a couple of fair-to-middling states, then a Waffle House franchise! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

“The trial never ends”

Ann Coulter appearing on the Rob Lowe Roast was incredible. I could actually feel every comic’s unabashed hatred of her coming through my television.

I love that you think he knows who Che Guevara is.

Sunday Morning Social: Hosted By The Happiest Pig

Trump being called a bitch in public needs to happen with way more frequency.

When they go low, we’ll get lower and punch you in the taint.

praising DeVos for having “a lot of poise and a lot of courage”

It’s fucking bizarre that Harvard chose to bring Betsy DeVos in to read from a script for a couple minutes about school choice. I think it’s important for students to be exposed to views from across the ideological spectrum, but it’s farcical to treat her like she’s some kind of academic who has actually studied the…

Right? 21st-century Jeopardy writes their clues with wordplay to at least nudge you in the right direction; it’s a less difficult game than it used to be.

I’ve got a lot of useless junk in my head, and always thought if I had the time, I’d go on Jeopardy. What held me back was two fears:

You can’t show Pickle Rick tearing apart rats and security guards for twenty minutes and then say you didn’t glorify it because of the psychologist’s little speech at the end.

The issue is that many of the shows don’t “glorify violence or celebrate some guy acting like an asshole.”

Which is weird because there’s heavy trans subtext to the Matrix what with both of the directors later coming out as transgender and the book Fight Club was based on was written by a gay man who was mocking toxic masculinity. Something I bet the “fans” you’re describing would blow a gasket over.

I think there is a certain personality type of fairly intelligent and perceptive person who goes through a phase in their life lasting maybe a decade, from about age 15 to age 25 or so, in which they realize that many people and many institutions of society are hypocritical and corrupt. But instead of continuing a…