To fire Alf now would be twisted

He’s the sauce on their steak!

IT’S A LITTLE DRY

“See My Vest.”

this turkey’s a little dry

I wish for a turkey sandwich... AND I don’t want any ZOMBIE turkeys, and I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it, paw?

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

Came for this reference, was not disappointed. I award you 24601 stars.

I think what people should do is consider the context before they make moral judgments. But then, I’m a decent person.

You know, I’m going to have to disagree with the pharmacy raiding being a “non-necessity.” My husband’s a type 1 diabetic. I’m bipolar. If we weren’t able to grab our meds/insulin/pump supplies/needles in time (which, I hope we’d be able to) or if they got waterlogged when we were trying to get out and up to higher…

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

“In this novel, a heroic, righteous officer of the law spends decades chasing an evil, criminal fugitive who used a fake identity to hide in plain sight and even stole a loaf of bread when he was hungry. That criminal was a thief and deserved to be punished.”

- An excerpt from Tom Llamas grade 7 book report on Victor…

Then again it is Texas. I imagine their police as Walker Texas Ranger* and roundhouse kicking starving children in the head.

Ah, I see you’ve managed to kill Littlefinger, but what about his other four accents?

Nice. We had one LGBTQ member of our gaming group back in high school, and it was about the only place he felt welcomed - almost everyone in the group was an outcast of some sort, and we all bonded over that and the game. He was killed in a car accident my third year of college. I wish he was still around to see this…

And yet, that is how Architects start. With Castles of sand, with Houses of Lego, with a love of building, not for money, not for fame.

This was a fascinating read. I’m always amazed at how fans of games like this are able to essentially expand the gameplay beyond what was intended. It reminds of when “adventure maps” came out for MineCraft that essentially created scripted story missions in a game that - at the time - had no tools for that.