This is dumb. Co-op should be “play the entire game with friends.”

Wow, I thought it was cringy to read this shit, but it isn’t even half as bad as actually hearing a grown-ass adult pretend to be lusting after a video game character.

Too bad everything else about it was atrocious. The d-pad would nearly shred my thumb after a couple hours of third strike and that massive bump in the back made it impossible to wrap your fingers around the back without them constantly rubbing against it.

And probably less painful to use than the Dreamcast

While I agree with you that the code is mostly just stolen snippets so it can't really "code". I've seen countless engineers with years of experience churn out far shittier code in far more time than what chatgpt can produce.

I thought it was fine. Weapons were more like ammunition and incredibly easy to come by. Feeling free to just whip your sword at an enemy and pull out another one felt pretty damn great imo.

Really, what it comes down to is open world games are way too full of impossible to fail busy work. It’s mostly killed the entire genre for me.

The criticism aimed at Sakura is really directed at the writer. Sakura sucks because, despite her supposedly considerable skill, all the writer does with her is use her to be a damsel in destress or arm candy for one of the male characters. Fans call her useless because the writer made her useless. Sakura could have…

I played some of it, but the motion sickness was devastating and I couldn't finish it. Now I'll be able to!

Everytime they build a new PC though? Just install them when you're in the mood. That's silly.

Why would you install most of these games on every PC after beating them in the past? Most of them aren’t great tech demos and the others aren’t uniquely replayable. This list would make more sense if it were a list of games with impressive visuals or games you pick up and play for a quick session like rogue legacy,…

This would be a much better list without the huge chunk of fuckery in spots 19-21. Promised Neverland? Are you fucking kidding me?

It goes through phases. The arc dedicated to the villains was pretty damn great, but God am I ever tired of seeing the kids go through yet another low stakes competition with each other.

God I wish that scene wasn’t in there. She was already clearly emotionally abusive. That was all the narrative required. Everything else about that anime was glorious and, I agree, that just about ruins it. Thankfully, it’s completely skippable. I just skip past it when rewatching with friends 

I also can't imagine how it would benefit from a video game adaptation. The games that benefit the most are the complicated ones that take setup, tear-down, and complicated scorekeeping and rules off the players' hands

I’ve got hemmorhoids. A $35 bidet fixed sooo many problems for me. I wish I had picked one up sooner.

Its also an insane comparison to make. High on life is a polished shooter with a decent budget, a big team, and a juvenile sense of humor. Sludge life is an indie exploration game with some wonky platforming and a deeper message. They're nothing alike.

I know Brandon too and while he did confirm that he knows you, he said not to trust a single word you say because you are a liar and a scoundrel.

Celebrity worship is bad people. Even celebrity authors. I dig a lot of his books, but I see no reason to doubt that he’s turned into the kind of unrelatable aloof person described here.

Well that was a confusing and ultimately disappointing title to read. Excited to see silent hill remake footage, but layers of fear was pretty lame and I'm not even sure why it needs a remake at this point. It still looks fine.