Can TS do anything anymore without being attacked? Between Kanye taking credit for “making her famous” and this shit just in the last two weeks, she is doing a great job of staying level headed

Oh god, that was that picture that made a whole bunch of conservatives lose their damn fool minds about how Obama had worn A CROWN, he was going to name himself KING B-ROCK OBEEZY DICTATOR-GOD-KING FOR LIFE.

Just had some excellent shower sex and now get to go have drinks with friends while wearing my Juicy Couture pants. I feel fantastic. And I sound trashy, but I don't even care.

I’m sure ppl dox the shit out of themselves with the pet photos. Don’t worry!

Today’s attitude:

I’m still not able to drive since my surgery. The walls of this house are closing in on me slowly but surely. But all is well tonight because I’m hanging out on the sofa listening to the Hamilton soundtrack for the billionth time and drinking a bottle of red. Happy Saturday, Jezzies! <3

The slash literally no one wanted.

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

I’ve spent countless hours and stupid money trying desperately to get rid of a natural finger wave. When I see it on Winona Ryder or Natalie Portman I think “Why struggle”? Seeing it on Gaga (and Kendall) it’s more like “fight to the death”.