Now, I can see how not changing your kids diapers is a problem - but grandkids? No issue here.

Because “single editorial vision” is a huge assfuck cop out. No writer here subscribes to the ideology of Phyllis Schlafly, or is secretly posting on MRA forums about how feminists are all worthless cunts. There are no articles about the evils of abortion or blaming rape victims for getting drunk and being…

I guess the problem people have here is the lack of internal logic to it all. Like, there has been such a long history of Jezebel authors being indignantly outraged because so-and-so made a comment about some woman’s body, and so there has been a huge culture against “body shaming” here... doubly so if has to do with…

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

Is it still just the two +.500 teams that Carolina has beaten? Yes? Oh, okay.

its gonna be really rough when they lose in the playoffs because of a ted ginn drop. we all know this is going to happen.

“Nik Ritchie Podcast”

This is very human. As much as I despise pretty much every candidate running, if I randomly met them I’d probably just shake their hand and make small talk rather than tell them to their face that they’re a bunch of mendacious charlatans who are ruining the country. Just like my racist POS father-in-law probably…

Once they throw the flag you might as well get your money’s worth and go all-in.

Yeah...I always find it weird how people can complain about how few women there are in Star Wars, how few toys/merchanidse is made of those characters and ISN’T sexist, and then complain when someone says it was “always a boys’ thing.”

I mean... it *was* limiting. Yes, Princess Leia was and is an absolutely bad ass heroine, but she wasn’t the locus of the marketing machine. The people responsible for creating the larger universe, at least in a marketing sense, have pretty much always thought of Star Wars in aggregate as a boys thing. That doesn’t…

Did you like it or love it?

you owe me a new coffee

Wonder Woman Eiffel Tower set to Tom Waits’ “Chocolate Jesus”?

The only thing that could make this better would be if they had someone be the voice of the white Bronco.

This is a brilliant send-up of a junior college Film 101 term paper. It misses no cliche, drones on forever, rails against social injustice, and best of all, trashes a perfectly good film (the first “Rocky”) for its failure to be the film the author would have made instead. Add in the obligatory allusions to Brando,…

Why did you get married when you were 16?

To my teenage self, it was basically Saved by the Bellplus giant alien bugs cutting people in half.

This is almost as bad as the time that neocon shitlord Elvis wrote Viva Las Vegas, which thoughtlessly celebrated the city and totally failed to address its high divorce rates, unstable housing market and contribution to gambling addiction.