He’s fine. Batsmen and players in close fielding positions wear a protector called a box. From first hand experience I can say copping one in the box is a painful, jarring experience, but much much much less painful than copping it raw. 

It was either flop or get dick slapped. I know which option I would choose. Now I also know which option Patrick Redford would prefer.

trolltend?

Soft serve is, in fact, not ice cream at all. This is why the word cream cannot legally be used to describe it. Once you find out what it’s made of, you won’t want to eat it.