What happened in those few seconds: he calculated the odds that one more season led to government intervention versus how much money he would make and the probability of winning another championship.

Garnett, and Nowitzki who I think could be argued as power forwards number 2 and 3 with no insult meant towards McHale or Bob Pettit

Tim Duncan: The Evidence That, No, Pats/Yankees/Other Phenomenally Successful Team’s Fans, “They” Do Not Hate Us Because “They Ain’t Us” Because No One Sees Tim Duncan As Anything But Phenomenal, And Spurs Fans Know How Lucky They Are To Have Had For Two Decades One Of The Best Players In History And Following Tim’s…

If he doesn’t have a hairless cat named Mr Wrigglesworth, I don’t even know what we’re doing here anymore.

That’s not even a Hot Take. It’s just true.

I love Tim Duncan and am saddened at his retirement, so in the spirit of stirring up some shit for no reason: if you think Kobe Bryant was the best player of their generation, and not Timmy, you are a raving madman, wandering the desert shoveling peyote into his mouth, lost in the grip of his own feverish…

I don’t want to indulge in stereotypes, but ...

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

That’s low-hanging fruit

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

Those are a Rob Liefeld drawing come to life.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

I know he slipped a bit last season but I get the feeling everybody just told him “This is getting weird. If you don’t retire now the government is going to dissect you until the find whatever anti aging gene you have” and Tim just sat still for a few seconds before saying “Fine,” and started drawing up the paperwork.

Kareem is the only NBA center who was better than Tim Duncan. The 2nd greatest player at his position ever and a top 25 all-time player, probably top 10.

The NBA’s dress code was never about Iverson and “thug” imagery. It was a pre-emptive strike to ensure Duncan never showed up in jorts.

Groan +1

I heard a rumor that Tim’s out-of-work brother was going to move into the extra room in his pants.

Pokemon GO took me under a bridge where I found 2 nasty hookers willing to get me laid. Does that count?

The woman who sent this in is concerned that Duncan, whose charitable foundation aids underprivileged youth, is "setting a bad example for the kids."