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Beverly Hills 90210 was supposed to be premised on Joey Jeremiah moving to California. That’s what Aaron Spelling wanted to do originally but they wouldn’t sell him the rights or release Pat Mastroianni from his contract, so we ended up with Brandon Walsh. The purity of the show was more important than given their

Too late.

Growing up in Detroit, we watching the original series unfiltered on CBC Ch. 9. The Schools Out movie was a big deal because Caitlyn said “you’re fucking Tessa Campenilli” on tv.

The ad is bonkers and the “I placed her” phrasing is the usual corporate bullshit speak but I think she just means, she helped her former employee find a new job that fit her skills and needs. There’s no reason to be upset about that.

As one of my mentors likes to tell his employees: “A lot of workplaces say their like a family. I think we can be better to each other than that.”

I don’t think that’s how spousal privilege works. There was a whole Sopranos episode about that. 

If the best defense for Paris Hilton is #whatabout Ryan Lochte, you’ve lost the argument. 

I believe when they were in the Bahamas they referred to local residents as “near monkeys” or some such vile racism that was shockingly course even for that era.

Wallis Simpson was a fucking Nazi.

I can understand the concern, Hillary tried (and failed) to go after suburban moms and the educated, professional class at the expense of the Rust Belt.

You’re not wrong but does anyone watch broadcast anymore for anything other than sports, awards shows, and those totally, manufactured live extravaganza events (an Archie Bunker reboot because networks are out of good ideas) that no one asked for or needs?

The same with Hopkins and Pryce in The Two Popes. The film is literally about the two of them talking to each other. To say one role is supporting and the other is a lead role is absurd. Also, neither deserve nominations because while their performances were fine, the movie was so trite and false that everyone

Cheerleaders are part of the show. Lizzo was a *spectator.* It’s like when PeeWee Herman went to that movie theater. Just because people were doing that one thing on the screen doesn’t mean PeeWee was allowed to do that thing in his theater seat.

It feels like less like a coming forward with the truth moment than a rollout for a Real Survivors of R. Kelly reality show.

“Thousands of us will be laid off in the upcoming weeks. But we want our time here to have meant something,”

In an effort to identify and correct the faults of our status quo, there seems to be a zealous and noisy minority intent on creating new order based on legalistic, overly formal rules for social interaction. Be honest with people and try not to be a dick about it. That’s all I ask from others and that’s all that I’m

Aeschylus did not invent the theatre to have it end up a bunch of chorus kids in cat suits prancing around wondering which of them will go to kitty-cat heaven.” - Ouisa Kittredge

Tax-exempt status is a hell of a drug. 

It’s literally the former building where the Houston Rockets played.

Honestly, no. I’m sure it happens but infidelity seems to be either the cause or consequence of a marital breakdown. I don’t think that’s a good thing. I think it’s a common thing and I don’t particularly feel the need to be aggrieved when someone I don’t know does a common thing.