Trump is basically Phil Leotardo from The Sopranos. He looks at the EU suing tech companies like Phil looked at Tony’s asbestos contracts. He wants his taste. Also they’re both miserable, homophobic old pricks.

If only Obama hadn’t been so black.

This seems normal and fine.

I don’t know, or particularly care, if vape users are mostly ex-cigarette smokers or new smokers but it is clear vaping is driving the increase in tobacco use among teens.

The Senate is an inherently undemocratic institution by design. It was constructed to protect the interests of monied landowners and slavers.

Excuse if this is slightly off-topic but I just learned this weekend that the NRA’s president manages the most bananas literal white supremacy monument ever, Stone Mountain in Georgia.

So they are basically a newsletter or two away from replicating Ron Paul’s grift but on the left? Cool story, bro.

One cannot choose their gifts. One can only use them to their fullest potential. 

An acquaintance who is an LGBTQ activist shared a pride-themed “we’re hiring” Facebook ad from a major local employer that, as a corporation, donated to Trump’s inauguration and whose CEO held a Trump fundraiser in fall 2016. When I questioned said company’s commitment to LGBTQ rights, there was a lot of virtual…

First off these war cemeteries are very, very major waste of real estate. Very major waste, ok? A lot of people, big people, say so. Believe me, I’m not the only one. And I know all the fake news and failing Democrat Party will go crying. They will. They’ll cry ‘oh, but we have to honor the dead.’ and ‘oh, it’s sacred…

I think it’s disrespectful to the troops to cover a dumpster with the American flag while that dumpster is on fire.

I did not say they were secretly gay. I said they’d be happier if they just had sex with each other. Sexual identity can be fluid and influenced by environmental factors. If you believe all women everywhere are conspiring to not have sex with you, look for consenting adult sexual partners elsewhere.

Saying incels…

I think the closest historical figure analogous to Trump is William Randolph Hearst if Hearst had actually run for president and if Trump had actually run a sustainable business.

That’s called going Full Soviet.

Can we not do this and by this I mean pathologize the shitty behavior of shitty people. Incels are just shitty people. I don’t care about whatever emotional or psychological issues they may have because, underneath it all, they are just shitty people. Shitty men, specifically. Let’s not pretend these shitheads are…

My advice to “incels:” just have sex with each other.

I mean, it could be argued that Splinter’s Medicare-for-all advocacy is appropriating a vital piece of Canadian culture in aid of American hegemony and you should check your privilege, but that would be about as stupid as accusing a politicians of “plagiarizing” policy ideas from think tanks, academics, and activists…

The two on the ends are strippers but the one next to me in red dress is, I guess, what they call “burlesque.” It’s like regular strippers but it’s arty. They’re kind of, I don’t know what’s the politically correct term because I don’t want to get in trouble with the fatties? They’re pudgy. Is that what they like to…

The Trump boys couldn’t find a barber in London for a proper shave? Maybe you could argue Don Jr. has a full beard but Eric’s face looks like a guy on day 3 of a roadtrip with his bros.

I think he gets he clothes tailored but he doesn’t go to a fitting. He just sends measurements for the size he thinks he is. I bet he thinks he’s about 2-3 inches taller than he actually is and orders his suits for his imaginary height. That’s why everything is too long. My guess is the tailors are smart enough to…