Hey, just be happy you don’t have JJ and Kurtzman taking a torch to everything you loved.

This is the stupidest god damned controversy ever. In a game where you’re traveling back in time in the mind of an ancestor, people are upset that that ancestor had to procreate to continue the bloodline that allows the game’s plot to happen at all? If you’re offended by this shit, you’re a dork and need to get a life.

when you completely miss the point on purpose

I think snyder thought he was directing the watchmen. He basically took that subtext and rubbed it all over this movie. Its not that he had his original take on Superman, its that he didn’t. In so many articles, he admits obliquely that he didnt really understand superman. So he jettisoned the stuff he didnt get and…

I agree that the characters change so frequently in the comics that big screen variations should get less ire.

If a retail person is openly judging me, I’m spending my money someplace else.

Yeah, Tim Rogers is insufferable.

That’s okay. I'll just go to another website (Not IGN) that knows how to do a review on a video game. No video game is unreviewable, the problem is you haven't played all the games and aren't qualified enough to do this review. Hope there is a Kotaku editor that has played them all.

Here’s a lifehack for you. Don’t drink. Ask any recovering alcoholic. They’ll tell you live is much better sober. And I know it’s hard to clean up one’s act.

I like that this is basically the same article as Gizmodo from minutes ago. But before someone posts that xkcd comic here again... Just get a password manager, people. Companies get hacked every day. You need unique gibberish for each website. 

I’ll take it over being one of those weirdos that uses possessives for plurals. ;)

You don’t have to leaf negative reviews, I say.

Stan created Magneto, but I think the depth and nuance comes from Chris Claremont.

Magneto didn’t become a fully fleshed character until Chris Claremont got his hands on him.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Yeah, never mind those assholes who ruin games for other people though. They’re fine. 

So, a recipe for falafel with extra ingredients that probably doesn’t taste as good?

So you have a recipe for Baked Falafel?

Did DC finally make Superman look like Superman again - with the red underwear?

Or better yet, take that money, and use it to lobby congress into passing a law making it it illegal for Zach Snyder to ever make another film. Then get talented people to make the DC films.