Windows 3.x had a lot of software released for it; Windows 1.x and 2.x were mostly “shells,” as you say.

I thought the version released as a Stranger Things tie-in was Windows 1.11 (a shout-out to Eleven, now that I think about it...)

Dammit, Gawker Network, stop it with the damned autoplaying videos.

iToonz is going away...unfortunately for you.

Please remember that doctors have determined that no amount of alcohol is “healthy” for you, despite what has been said in the past about the “benefit of a glass of wine a day,” or “one or two drinks will do no harm.” That being said, can you please stop promoting alcoholism?

Lecture me when you can tell the difference between your and you’re.

The product picture on Amazon shows more detail than the one here: there’s a rubber pad on each end, as Shep mentioned.

The product picture on Amazon shows more detail than the one here: there’s a rubber pad on each end, as Shep…

“...$3 million dollars...”

True of any Nazi, right?

Saw a tabloid headline that stated Kim had his uncle executed.

“...with its resolution or any bleeding features.”

“...with its resolution or any bleeding features.”

“...or it’s lesser known predecessor...”

I’d give it...a 9.95!

I’m sorry Toyota didn’t provide an owner’s manual.

The only way my parents prepared parsnips (basically a white carrot) was pan-frying. Man, were they tender, and crisped on the outside.

“...and wipe out the access...”

Great! Now how do I migrate my passwords from Waterfox (56.2.10.1) to the latest Firefox? It seems the password stores aren’t compatible...

“Stings of Mardi Gras beads.”

To cover the damp spot?