Wow, I read that headline...slightly differently... :)

“Mr. X is Resident Evil 2 most dangerous enemy...”

What? A sous-vide circulator that costs $1,000 and bends easily? Count me in!

What? A sous-vide circulator that costs $1,000 and bends easily? Count me in!

No, a “leg quarter” includes part of the back (literally a “quarter of a chicken.”)

“...promoting the cereals ‘Sonic Vanilla’ flavor.”

“...planners, stationary, and other paper...”

“...planners, stationary, and other paper...”

Funny...I got one of these (to give as a birthday gift) back in December, and it was $23 on eBay brand new.

Funny...I got one of these (to give as a birthday gift) back in December, and it was $23 on eBay brand new.

Too late...I bought my loved ones $5 Snuggies from Ollie’s...last year.

Too late...I bought my loved ones $5 Snuggies from Ollie’s...last year.

“It’s screen is only 60hz...”

“It’s screen is only 60hz...”

I thought “Bluetooth 5" ended the point-release versions?

<Grimmace emoji>

<Grimmace emoji>

“Uniqlo is known for both it’s Ultra Light Down and...”

“Uniqlo is known for both it’s Ultra Light Down and...”

The Wachowski Brothers are now both transgender females.

Who’s Paula Dean? This is Paula Deen:

Doesn’t matter what state you’re in, you still have to file federal income tax. Duh.

“Garentee”? I think you probably meant “guarantee.” LOL.

“You download the forms for free from the IRS’s website...”

Quit fat-shaming us, jerk.

I’ll see your Nacho Doritos and raise you one hundred degrees.

ITS definition. Like the other personal possessive pronouns, his, hers, theirs, ours, its does not have an apostrophe. “It’s” always means “it is” or “it has.”