Trump knows all there is to know about raking. How many decades has he had that awful comb-over, anyway? :)

At least in the US, the dollar sign goes to the left of the amount.

Emergency Bat-Turn!

“...there’s the dipshit at college who burned his face off because he wanted to get a better grade than another dude in his science class....”

Oh, wow, only three car payments...for a used phone?

Oh, wow, only three car payments...for a used phone?

Hey, thanks for giving all the hipster douchebags something to talk about. /s

So, what, Pai’s FCC did something right??? <faints>

Cranberry?

Unfortunately, these were rockets, not missiles. (Missiles are usually guided.)

It was covered on The Root:

The Eternals have a long history with the Marvel Universe - they, the Deviants, and “humanity” were created by the Celestials during their first visit to Earth; Thanos, Sersi, and Starfox are all Eternals who’ve left Earth for Titan, the moon of Saturn, as shown in Inifinity War; and superheroes like Hulk, Thor and…

“...focuses on the films fantastical...”

“...including a 40,320 Mickey puzzle.” Wow, that’s a lot of Mickeys. Oh, wait, maybe you meant 40,320 PIECE Mickey puzzle? #dork

“...including a 40,320 Mickey puzzle.” Wow, that’s a lot of Mickeys. Oh, wait, maybe you meant 40,320 PIECE Mickey…

Uh, Reggie was born in the Bronx...

We’ve been “coddling” kids a whole lot before Gen-X. Thanks to Dr. Spock (the child psychologist, not the pointy-eared Vulcan!), we’ve been permissive with kids since the early 70s, and our prisons are overcrowded as a result. We need to make corporal punishment (teaching our kids right from wrong from an early age) a…

PCI-E x16 slots are universal. However, you should make sure your motherboard has the right generation (1, 2, or 3) PCI-E hardware; newer cards will run faster with newer generation slots.

Excelsior!

“Wheeping”??? LOL #EnglishFAIL

Is it just me, or does Bezos kind of look like a wax mannequin in the lede photo?

Kind of...derivative?