There’s no law against “fake facts” in the Netherlands? Weird.

I know what’s in vape juice: Popcorn lung (look it up; it’s kinda gross.)

“We’re pro-Ugg here at The Inventory, which is why we are so Ugg-cited about this Ugg-cellent deal on Uggs...”

“We’re pro-Ugg here at The Inventory, which is why we are so Ugg-cited about this Ugg-cellent deal on Uggs...”

That’s got to be Maurice LaMarche doing his very best Vincent Price...

“...holding a torch and bearing his teeth...” Unless he was carrying his teeth, it’s baring.

Not Sandman from Spider-Man 3?

That’s about right; that retcon occurred in the lead-up to X-Factor #1.

What? There’s more than one secret now???

“The secret here fuzzy logic...”

“The secret here fuzzy logic...”

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That....that....that’s creepy, man!

Any fix for the iOS devices (phones, tablets & watches) that were bricked by helium? :)

As long as he doesn’t start crying every time he kills something...

Hmmmm...let me guess, the patent on the Lightning connector (and its lockout chip) expires...when?

“...from the Soska Sister’s remake...”

I’ve owned exactly one Samsung phone (and never got to activate it, unfortunately), and I can’t stand Samsung’s curved edges and rounded-off corners, so my last three phones have been HTC, Huawei, and Moto, in that order. No SD card slot? No headphone jack? Steal my corner pixels? Hell no, you’re not getting my money.

“...it is a terrible deals.” Engrish hard for you? LOL.

No SD card slot? No headphone jack? Rounded-off corners? Hell no.

PROTIP: Stay far, far away from the DPRK border.

1080P or we riot. :)

1080P or we riot. :)