“...of shooting projectiles at 4,5000 miles per hour...”

...ability-augmenting“star cards.”

“Hucking” DNA kits? I think you may have meant hawking, as in selling...

Probably MFM or RLL, ancient, pre-ATA hard disk connections. The unit uses two 37-pin connectors, and can daisy-chain from an IBM AT’s controller card, or use its own controller card to “upgrade” an IBM XT computer.

Agreed. Also, I’m not tied to WiFi or paying for a cellular data plan.

$1,325 in 1986.

“...(so be weary when buying a sweater on your phone).”

The best place for an Amazon Echo device is a dumpster.

“Most game’s like to begin...”

One other thing he had going for him: a lack of Zack Snyder.

...unfortunately, this just might amount to nothing. :(...

“...the Huawei Kiri 970 chip...” Kirin. It’s actually drawn on the frickin’ chip in the lede image. Geez.

An almost-human centipede.

You forgot the “/sarcasm” close tag.

“Certainly, episode 10 will continue what J.J. Abrams started with episode nine...”

“...not be confused the the...”

“Vision, back in his syntehzoid...” synthezoid.

This would be news...if Bezos was now actually worth $97.50 and not $97.5 billion....

I want to make America great again!