“The free iPhone app...” Ah. Screw you. Android user here. :p

“...once it registers you’re face...”

“They they” what????

Just what we need - more stupid, stoned people on the roads during the holiday season.

Stuffed with Maxim Tomato” inspired filling...

“...with his brain’s and guts...”

Also, “writer’s.”

I’ve had plenty of delicious turkeys without having to get an Alexa device, TYVM. Not joining the cult of Bezos in order to cook anything.

“There’s one engineering failure, though, that makes the Pinto gas tank placement...”

If you put the dollar sign after the number (“400$”) you don’t need help, you need remedial English. /s

“The Krinner Christmas Tree Genie...”

“The Krinner Christmas Tree Genie...”

“...is theirs fault.” Doesn’t know English grammar either.

“...find an receiver...”

“...find an receiver...”

“All three models are flexible like giant fettuccine noodles...”

“All three models are flexible like giant fettuccine noodles...”

Impressive...until you realize he has a secret: The rest of his family is just dead weight he’s been carrying around for years...

Ah, that explains some of the garbage (spelling errors, grammar errors, factual errors) that winds up on Gawker Network. Thanks for sharing! The next step: Learn to proofread before publishing.

French, huh? Even in WWII, they didn’t surrender that easily...

But...but...it’s Apple! “It just works!” LOL #AppleFAIL

“Dont”? LOL...your autocorrect is seriously broken, dude.