That’s the Spring Creators Update (or just “Creators Update,”) which adds Paint 3D but doesn’t remove the old 2D Paint. The Fall Creators Update moves MSPaint (2D) to the Store.

“...as well as the depreciation of the popular Paint application.”

“...we know Betamax lost out of VHS...”

“...but what if you couldn’t remember your it?”

“If you buy it, but the hanger comes with a plane...”

For many people, this is all that matters. I’m not going to spend more on a phone than I usually spend on a used car.

Doubt any of these got a second date. Also doubt this “series” will get a second episode.

You call $2,300 “affordable.” I call $2,300 “I’ve paid less than that for a used car/truck.” Several times.

I’m a left, and I’ve always used a right-handed mouse (then graduated to a right-handed trackball). I’ve acclimated. Deal with it.

“...obliges you with a USB-C input/outpur...”

“...obliges you with a USB-C input/outpur...”

“...except there mesh grill...”

What’s with all the backticks? “´” Some names have it, some have an accented I...

What I really would like to see is a Logitech keyboard with a large L-shaped ENTER key, and the backslash in the top row...without screwing around with the keys above the arrows, which they regularly do as well.

Came here looking for (what might be) a Librarian reference...was not disappointed(?)

That’s “cue.” “Que” is Spanish for “what,” or an abbreviation for Quebec.

The Millennium Falcon was not “a large freighter,” it was a small freighter converted into a smuggling ship...with decent stealth addons.

Depending on the severity of the crime (and looters stealing tens of thousands of dollars’ worth of goods from a large supermarket sounds like it), you can be charged with misprision of a felony under Federal law by not reporting the crime in progress.

“At some point during Inhumans’ first season, Medusa’s going to lose her head of inhumanly bad-looking locks and goddamn, if she doesn’t look absolutely fantastic with that red buzzcut.”

They didn’t “get” Spider-Man “back” from Sony, they reached an agreement.