“This weekends’”

“As Miles Morales has adjusted to his new life in Marvel’s primary comic book universe where Peter Parker is still alive...”

Hey, that’s in no way fair! IIRC, he also idolized Jeffrey Dahmer and Son of Sam...

“...in the journal Drug and Alcohol Dependance:”

What “early training”? In A New Hope, Luke never mentions ever having met Ben Kenobi before (although he knew about the “crazy old man”)...

Pokemon Bowl????

Huuuuge.

They’ll NEVER switch to USB-C - they make a buck or two off EVERY Lightning cable, because they sell the “authenticator” chips (or a license to use them).

Like we’ve been saying for years:
DEATH TO PROPRIETARY CONNECTORS.

This must be their Yoko Ono, who’s breaking up the band:

This is a dam.

Than.
Then <> than.

Hadn’t heard that part. FFS, what were they thinking?

Yes! Must hold back the water!

800 numbers are free to call. You’re probably thinking of 900 numbers.

“...if you buy kit with USB...”

Eventually, everybody is abandoning both Type A and Type B for Type C on both ends.