Best way to freeze a banana?

“I imagine that Elvis, The Beatles, Michael Jackson and Prince might have a word on two to say on that subject.”

Hermaphrodite. Your browser’s spell checker isn’t working.

That’s nothing. A few years ago, a town in Poland banned Pooh Bear for being half-naked and sexually dubious. Ridiculousness knows no single nationality.

Yeah! I’ll pay upwards of $10 for a sandwich just to go back to the way things were!

Mine is Return of the Living Dead III, starring the ever-luscious Mindy Clarke. :)

You clicked through to read this...

“...to unlock a terrorists iPhone.”

You even spelled “ginkgo” wrong.

American Psycho.

“Like Vader, Grevious was a cyborg...”

Most motherboards that have dropped parallel ATA (remember the 40- and 80-wire cables, with spots for two hard drives/CD-ROMs?) have also dropped DB25 parallel ports and DB9 serial COM ports (and the headers for them). You can still find the USB-to-parallel and USB-to-serial adapters if you need them.

While the Atari and Sega Genesis (and Amiga mouse ports!) were DB9, they’re not technically serial ports.

Her three main (dissociative) identities call themselves Mary, Typhoid, and Bloody Mary.

“Ascetically”? Did you mean aesthetically? Because “ascetic” means self-discipline, which would have little to do with his appearance.

Old formulas of Soylent were the best.

Fooled you, didn’t they?

Sure, I’d love to see what really happened in the Clone Wars that they keep mentioning...