Bill Simmons is the ultimate Tom Brady D rider... No impartiality there. He’s what happens when a tvrd meets evolution.

D move by Sager. I felt sorry for this guy while he was battling this horrible disease. I have 3 kids. I would never turn my back on them for another woman. The woman is pathetic and clearly a loser who latched onto a dying reporter because she couldn’t get anyone else with money.

That back end explosion reminds me of my last Taco Tuesday....

“Fix Athletics, THEN the University..” This guy is as messed up as his pizza...

I’m waiting for Max Kellerman’s name to light up my computer screen like Christmas!

Adam Jones has never won zhit... Andrew McCutchen has never won zhit.. Ian Kinsler only made it to one WS in his life... And never won zhit... Yadier Molina is a two time WS champ..

Is it me or are Deadspin’s columns getting wayyyyyy too long? Yawn.. If the French-Canadien wants to get touched up, then so be it... Smells like a flawless victory for Bisping coming right up... GSP gonna go out like Rousey...

I may be wrong, but I think the bullethole gave it away...