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Howard the Cuck
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How can you not mention Oj Simpson as being the first choice for the Terminator.

>”How hard is it to say ‘Kenta (Nathan Drake in Eng)‘?”

I’m laughing my ass off about this. All the shitbird asshats that vote republican because they think they’ll save $200 on their taxes and think that $200 is worth the damage to this country and its citizens that republicans do aren’t even going to get their $200. Burn in hell, fuckwits.

Perhaps the time has come for us to ignore media/self-appointed influencers, and listen more closely to ourselves. Fox News, and lesser fascists, seem to have turned into a nation of children standing around waiting to be told what to do. 

Medicine (limited)

If shit wasn’t sticking, Democrats wouldn’t have picked up 40 seats, multiple states offices, etc...in November. Just because something isn’t on the frontpage every single day doesn’t mean Americans aren’t paying attention.

If you live in an area that is underserved by AT&T or Verizon landlines and frankly all landline customers are being underserved because of creatures like Pai, you deserve FCC tariffed and regulated fiber optic broadband to your home. You paid for it.

I do actually feel pretty bad for all the corn farmers because..........

They didn’t ask because nobody gives a shit what you think.  Nobody likes you, if you died nobody would notice or care.  You’re a loser screaming into the void but the only thing you’ll ever hear back is “fuck off!”  You'll expire sad and alone, and the world will be a tiny bit better for it.

Even better:

This is a wild take, brother man. As it applies to Luka, he’s only been playing for 3 months. As for Kristaps, his most recent active season was significantly better than his rookie year, as mentioned above in this article.

Well, rumors for some time now have had Durant and Kyrie teaming up in New York.

It’s a spinoff, and clearly not part of the main series - at the very least it was never going to be like the SP games. By that logic Interplay didn’t understand the IP either, because they published developed two spin offs that went against the grain and quality of the first two titles.

I don’t need a spare tire, either. But I have one for the same reason I have a handgun: Precaution.

A gun is not like a spare tire. Comparing a gun to a spare tire is moronic, especially when making an argument about the utility of a gun...one of those things has actual utility, frequently serves a useful purpose and has benefits that are not mostly psychological and imagines, and is not manufactured to destroy

Question: is there even a fucking point reading this long ass screed when you start out by comparing a fucking handgun, which is a machine designed to end life or at least severely maim living things, with a spare tire, which is a spare tire? Using a little self-awareness, is the rest of your post as fucking insane

Yeah, funny how a guy who poses with the proud boys is now using the gestapo analogy to try and gain sympathy. 

This reminds me of a hilarious story that Jeff Zucker told the New Yorker a while back. Behold the master negotiator at work:

If it’s Ivanka, there’ll be no fluid left in my body. Trump will let anyone else suffer. He’d trade Baron for a Republican House of Representatives, but he’ll lose it if Ivanka is led away in handcuffs that aren’t owned by him and are engraved with her name.

“I’m in for the fight of my life. But I will not quit, I will not fold, I will not bend, I will not bear false witness against the president. I intend to fight.”