I gotta say I loooove that black suit with the white tuxedo lapels, though

I want nothing more in this moment than to be your adopted sister. You and your mom are doing life right!

Meanwhile, on Fox News.....”Trump Finishes Strong”

Raise that hand right up.

This is one of my favorites of the campaign, bar none. So delightful! I could look at it again, and again!

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?

My 90 year old mother and I sat down with smoked salmon, assorted cheeses, honeycrisp apples and crackers, and enjoyed the bitter tears of Donald Trump.

I feel like if that happens, Ivanka would give Tiffiany a decent cut. Noblesse oblige (everyone is peasant in Ivanka’s eyes) and all that.  

She looks like she’s clenched every last molecule in her body so she doesn’t start screaming and spinning her head around.

She mad because Donald’s told everyone his daughter is more fuckable than her.  All her dirt came out in public AND she prob still has to service him as per the marriage contract. Melania is not a happy camper.

Two things:

Spoiler alert:

Just a PSA for the night

I straight-up refuse at this point. I’m firmly #WithHer, and watching that son of a bitch won’t help me or make me a better informed citizen. I made hot apple cider and fancy beans and franks (shoutout to Joy the Baker!), and called my mom. We talked about knitting and how she thinks I need to eat more protein, and it…

You wouldn’t necessarily have to go to that extreme. Trump’s been rumored to have a pep pill habit (which explains the jumpiness and 3AM Twitter binges), and stimulants of all sorts --stuff as mild as decongestants even— can mess with the small capillaries in the nose and irritate them.

NO HE DOESN’T! He has the best septum. It’s exemplary. His doctor wrote a note about it and everything saying it was the best septum he’d ever seen.

It is an absolute embarrassment to our country that this man has been elevated to be the Republican candidate for the Presidency. The Republicans themselves should be abashed, and should atone for their sins for years to come.

I so wanted her to wear a white suit, shake his hand and somehow manage to smear an orange stain on her suit when she wipes her hand on it. There has to be a special effect that can do that.

I wonder how long it would take to get the Cheeto dust stain off her knuckles if she socked him?

I had to turn it off, his tone and body language (in addition to the shit he’s spewing) make me physically anxious. He is literally acting like my emotionally abusive ex.