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She’s brilliant. But Baldwin, man. He is perfection. And I thought this was pretty hilarious actually. They even threw the hurricane in there.

Showing why she earned that Emmy, yet again.

I didn’t think she could get better than last week’s “I think I’m gonna be president” delivery, but goddamn Kate McKinnon.

Yeah, that’s not normal. We have a short-haired dog that only gets bathed when he gets in something stinky and a long-haired dog that gets bathed at home once a month and goes to a groomer every 3-4 for extra thorough bath and a haircut. We vacuum once a week and wash blankets that they sleep on once a week. Would

The Mitt Romney nostalgia really is the weirdest feeling. That and the fact that I now find G.W. adorable, even as I still am repulsed by his wars.

Exactly. Trump is the one drinking and laughing with his buddies in the hours before the debate.

I think many of them have been looking for a way out for a while, and this gave them that shot. Except for poor, stupid Ted Cruz. If he could have held out one more week he’d have a shot at looking principled.

Until you realize that it’s Hillary Clinton and she’s a goddamn boss and she’s still prepping for tomorrow night’s debate because she’s a professional.

Trump boasted of attacking white women. The GOP won’t stand for that! Nor will our national political press.

I’m genuinely a little puzzled as to why all this is suddenly news. This is what he’s been doing for years, going on Howard Stern or other shows and being gross. Any of his republican opponents could have broadcast this stuff, it wasn’t a secret. Why the shock and horror and fainting couches on the right now?

You could practically see Megyn Kelly thinking “I need to get the fuck off this network.”

I would’ve downed that drink in one gulp, then Billy’s, then ordered another double. Jeeeeezus, having to talk to Billy Bush must be like having a never-ending yeast infection while tied to a fire-ant nest.

Still a classic! “Those numbers CAN’T be right! I rigged Ohio myself! Do the calculations again!!”

I don’t think I’ve ever sat down and watched the today show. Just see clips in passing. How does Lauer treat women horribly? I already despise him, but I would love more reasons to.

I have a horrible memory, but I’m pretty confident this Al Roker video will be forever one of my top five internet videos of all time. I will remember it forever. Fucking gold.

This confuses me also. Like maybe he was her bitch because he had to put some effort into wooing her?

I feel like the sentence structure makes him the bitch (I am admittedly not great at parsing sentences)

I have never seen this thank you so much for sharing. Bush is despicable. After that conversation guilting the lady into giving Trump a hug. Fucking disgusting, and I hope he is off TV going forward.

The irritated drink stirring is my favorite part. It’s like he can’t cuss the dude out, so he has to do something to let the energy out.