My head canon is that Mary Poppins is a witch, and she pops into the lives of muggleborn children to introduce them to magic, probably without the Ministry knowing. Because she’s a badass.

One of the things missing in that piece is what her husband did to help. Do they ever try having sex without penetration? What about make out-sessions with no sex? Getting hot and bothered without pressure to have sex could help

What’s funny is that eating chocolate or drinking hot chocolate totally relieves my menstrual cramp pain. Not sure how much of it is psychological, but clearly avoiding “junk” isn’t for everyone.

You know who else can fuck off? People who tell you your cramps are because of your poor diet (especially when said fuckers know absolutely nothing about your diet.) The uterus contracts to expel the uterine lining. Sometimes it hurts. Going vegan/paleo/clean/gluten-free has fuck all to do with it.

“We no longer treat impotence as a psychological problem.”

Thank you for this comment. I’m glad your issue resolved itself!

Or weed and oral? Oral sex is crucial to enjoyable sex. For some people. It might be easier to relax and re-teach your brain that sex is fun if you take penetration out of the equation? Like, just practice oral with your husband until you find yourself enjoying it and having an orgasm.

Have you tried giving your vagina weed?

Ugh, really?? No, “rich people problems” is when a rich person can’t get in touch with their pilot for their private jet and have to fly first class on a passenger plane somewhere. i.e. something that doesn’t negatively impact their life, but just seems so because of the scale of what they already have. Not when…

People are greedy jealous fucks. Someone has it better? Why? What’s so great about them? I work harder! Fuck them! Fire shooting out of eyes. Ya know

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received

Yeah. It’s disquieting to see how much the commentariat has in common with the crowds at the Coliseum.

It’s exactly because of Lochte that celebrities know better. It was the most idiotic thing a celebrity could do. Nothing to gain here. They would be caught immediately. It’s ten million dollars!

You knew this, right? She has her hair and makeup people there, and people with professional lighting. For her selfies.

I was thinking the same thing, but she’s Kim Kardashian - that family doesn’t go into hiding. They probably told her to be available to come back, be questioned, etc. As for her entourage... there are so many of them. She travels with a team of 4 people just to stage her ‘selfies’. It is so weird.

I am a bit rusty on my International Law 101 from ITT Tech but I am pretty sure that a person just doesn’t get to leave right after being robbed for that much money and in that manner. If they suspect it’s an inside job but let her and her entire entourage get to go back to the states? What?

Damn, some of these comments about the robbery are just vile. Insurance scam! She deserved it! Did you see the publicity surrounding her return to New York?!?!

I dunno. While I do think the immediate threat is gone and the security was over the top I can understand having it. If the money is there and it gives Kim a sense of security after a terrible sounding event, meh. That’s their choice

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…