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yup. the ptsd triggers part mad eme laugh. I am 100000% for women who feel uncomfortable in the work place for valid reasons, and this may not be the whole story, so I don’t want to say she sucks, but if this is the only incident, or this is how it usually plays out, this woman strikes me as the mom at the PTA who

How do you know?

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways

So the guy apologizes multiple times for the joke and she keeps escalating it? I wouldn’t make a joke like that at work because it isn’t appropriate, but if someone apologizes while stating they will not do it again; it should be over right then. No need to escalate it right to the CEO without going through your

I disagree.

I dunno. I kind of like Ashly’s I’m-a-ticking-time-bomb-but-I’m-working-on-it style.

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

I feel like people do threesomes all wrong. Mine were fun and funny, which was what I expected them to be. It has a little of everything: at some point, you’re just watching, which is great in itself if you’re attracted to those people, and at others, there are four hands, two mouths and a dick or two focused on you.

And when they break up in the probably near future, now Kanye has awkward blackmail material to use if he needs Kylie to babysit North and Saint. “Kylie, can you take the kids to that new Pixar movie and then pizza? No? You didn’t let me say no when your loser boyfriend needed a j.o.b. Be by at 4.”

That makes me genuinely sad. They can be wonderful, sensual, beautiful experiences or fun, laughter filled ones. They're not always awkward, I promise. I've had a couple dozen and every single be has been lovely ❤️

At this point, your data is break-even. You must continue. For science.

I’ve had mostly awesome ones. All of the awesome ones were MFM where at least half of the Ms present were not into dudes, so HELLO, I’M THE QUEEN YOU MAY BOTH WORSHIP ME, YESSSSSSSS. My not-so-awesome ones have been with girls (50% have ended with the other female backing out/have an attack of moral crisis/crying) and

I almost lost my virginity in a threesome. It happened very organically and was fun but I was experiencing shark week. I was comfortable enough to lose my V in a threesome but not enough for it to include period sex.

Great advice, thank you! I am doing the weight loss journey right now so while the stretch marks may not disappear, I hope to one day become confident enough where I don’t have to compare myself to other women.

really? Even when I was in my early 20's I had threesomes with middle aged people and it was hot. Age ain’t nothing but experience and skill in the bedroom!

as that comedian who’s name i cant remember once said... anyone who says they dont like a tongue in their asshole is a lying asshole. or something like that.

I had an enjoyable threesome years ago- my then-partner and I hired an escort. Great way to do it- no hurt feelings or jealousy.

I’ve done MMF twice (different people) and it was definitely meh, especially because it was spontaneous thus poorly executed. Mr Landing has been begging for an MFF and I just cannot see myself not only because I’ve never been with a lady but because I get sooo self-conscious in front of other women. With guys, I am

She should have done the kind with two ding-dongs.

Taraji P. Henson’s new MAC makeup collboration [sic] sold out so fast that her mom didn’t even get a chance to get to grab some #TarajiGlow.