I disagree.

I dunno. I kind of like Ashly’s I’m-a-ticking-time-bomb-but-I’m-working-on-it style.

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

I feel like people do threesomes all wrong. Mine were fun and funny, which was what I expected them to be. It has a little of everything: at some point, you’re just watching, which is great in itself if you’re attracted to those people, and at others, there are four hands, two mouths and a dick or two focused on you.…

And when they break up in the probably near future, now Kanye has awkward blackmail material to use if he needs Kylie to babysit North and Saint. “Kylie, can you take the kids to that new Pixar movie and then pizza? No? You didn’t let me say no when your loser boyfriend needed a j.o.b. Be by at 4.”

That makes me genuinely sad. They can be wonderful, sensual, beautiful experiences or fun, laughter filled ones. They're not always awkward, I promise. I've had a couple dozen and every single be has been lovely ❤️

Hands down, Devil’s Threesomes (mfm) are the best romps I’ve ever had. Could not believe I waited til my 30s to give in to the fantasy...but have had dozens with regular partners ever since.

At this point, your data is break-even. You must continue. For science.

I have never been to Vegas, but this might get me there. The prospect of a 3-day weekend with Celine, Britney, and Mariah makes my inner gay man shiver with excitement.

I’ve had mostly awesome ones. All of the awesome ones were MFM where at least half of the Ms present were not into dudes, so HELLO, I’M THE QUEEN YOU MAY BOTH WORSHIP ME, YESSSSSSSS. My not-so-awesome ones have been with girls (50% have ended with the other female backing out/have an attack of moral crisis/crying) and…

I almost lost my virginity in a threesome. It happened very organically and was fun but I was experiencing shark week. I was comfortable enough to lose my V in a threesome but not enough for it to include period sex.

Great advice, thank you! I am doing the weight loss journey right now so while the stretch marks may not disappear, I hope to one day become confident enough where I don’t have to compare myself to other women.

really? Even when I was in my early 20's I had threesomes with middle aged people and it was hot. Age ain’t nothing but experience and skill in the bedroom!

as that comedian who’s name i cant remember once said... anyone who says they dont like a tongue in their asshole is a lying asshole. or something like that.

My wife and I discovered shower sex in our current house and it is fantastic. The shower is double size with a full bench along one wall and two shower heads. There’s room for each of us to actually shower and plenty of room for seated congress. Our old shower was a tub with a curtain. Was not happening in that thing.

I had an enjoyable threesome years ago- my then-partner and I hired an escort. Great way to do it- no hurt feelings or jealousy.

A few years ago I got to live my dream: sucking off one man while my (now ex) boyfriend banged me from behind. It was indeed everything I’d ever wished for. GOD. Yes.

I’ve done MMF twice (different people) and it was definitely meh, especially because it was spontaneous thus poorly executed. Mr Landing has been begging for an MFF and I just cannot see myself not only because I’ve never been with a lady but because I get sooo self-conscious in front of other women. With guys, I am…

She should have done the kind with two ding-dongs.

Taraji P. Henson’s new MAC makeup collboration [sic] sold out so fast that her mom didn’t even get a chance to get to grab some #TarajiGlow.