Now, this is an absurdity, and must've been even in its day. Who the hell leads the league in both interceptions and passing yards during his career?

Call of Duty Shark confirmed.

The House GOP immediately filed a motion to terminate Russell, based solely on the fact that Obama embraced this Bill.

This is not a thread about diction hangups or arguing semantics; anyone who likes their sports reading to be void of convoluted bullshit and uninformed assumptions should take issue with what Samer wrote. If I'm to assert correctly from your earlier post, Samer's headline should essentially be interpreted as "Riley…

C'mon man, you had staph RIGHT there!

[Matt Schaub begins practicing taunting cornerbacks and safeties in mirror]

Kasparov: "I have resources that can help me to run a global campaign."

"I am the walrus."

"Fuck the Browns."

No great quarterback in the history of the NFL won every big game. Even Otto Graham, whose record with the Browns was 114-20-4, lost three championship games along the way. Joe Montana only made it to four Super Bowls, so that means most of his seasons, he lost a big game leading up to another championship. Tom Brady…

Saw TB's video about this, still find it pretty funny that they're trying to make out they didn't know he'd be monetising it.

Your damn right you choose her!!! after your pokeballs done n knocked her up!!!

Even so, Ditka would have punted and let his defense make up the points.

Wow, this really does reflect the worst of college bro culture. It's unconscionable that there are college students out there who think that this behavior is okay.

Peyton Manning: [skips daughter's ballet recital to study rock-paper-scissors tendencies of Broncos' backfield]

Rockstar has successfully accomplished satire? Woaaaaaah.

Easy argument to solve. Just replace the words. NFL Player Penalized For Spectacular Hit. His hit was too good for NFL football.

Had no idea the Rooney Rule also applied to people featured in the background of photos.

I 100% agree with this article. The problem is, it is preaching to the choir (so to speak) here, and most of the general public that should be reading this aren't.

And here I thought Eli Manning's QB rating was the most grotesque single digit of the day.