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What a cynical, low attempt to smear Google.

@TheWhatBoy: I refuse to friend my parents or any colleague on FB; I don't want to lose the possibility of posting sexual innuendo.

<—— Likes this.

@Drummertist v.3: Now you've got me wondering if you mean top-half or bottom-half.

"we're not tracking your location; we're just mapping the whereabouts of your underpants"

I want one that can make me do this:

You're kidding, right?

@vel0city: Care to share a link to that article? Afaik on Google (Lattitudes) you can indeed track this kind of data but you have to explicitly (and repeatedly) confirm you want to activate the service.

@KillerKoala: Okidoki, we can stop the discussion now: we have invoked Godwin's Law.

@william7: Let's hope murderers also watch First 48 then or they might not know they're supposed to leave the phone behind....

@william7: Huuuuge difference between tracking your location and storing that information in a secret file, without any opt-out or delete option available.

Now the walled garden has electronic tagging too.

@Roger_Wilco: Aah man, looks like we're too late...

@Brian Alexander: That explains how you missed out on some great business opportunities, like that Kenyan prince who wanted you to help get some monies out of the country.

@HarbingeR: Boasting about having 'the biggest women's university in the world" is like boasting you have "the cleanest racially segregated sanitary facilities in the world". Still very much last century...

@Zonky: I heard pink.