@PsychoTrojan: Apparently it is much more difficult to breed unicorns that cry white tears instead of regular black tears.

@Neopolis: They could have made it free on android, by adding ads to the ads app. Meta-ads, if you will.

@dccorona: Then they should not have rejected the similar app that did this.

@justinpe: Well, a porn app is very useful for people in ehm... the porn industry, so why not bend the rules on that one too. You can't rationalize away this kind of hypocrisy.

@themightyspitz: An unemployed, or retired, friend, presumably, as otherwise s/he will have the same problem of not being home during the day.

@wingbatwu: Never seen a youtube vid of a Justin Bieber audience, I gather?

@berky93: That was either brilliant sarcasm, or brilliant fanboyism. Either way, thanks for making me laugh.

@tdizzel: Better err on the safe side; no tablet should be operated lest you're wearing one of these:

@Kayonesoft: For $12 more you can not buy this instead:

@Sockatume: I (mis-)spent my '80s yought playing this, and it was immersive as hell:

@PsychoTrojan: But... is HAS got Sense!

@rogsim: eBOOks - but only if they're by Stephen King.

@Sl4ck3r: In Soviet Russia, obvious internet memes are obvious. And I, for one, welcome our ranting Sharlie Sheen overlord.

Sowwy... Double post and too late to edit.

Even if the locked down wifi were true, which remains to be seen, why on earth would they mention this in the user manual for a device that is being released world wide, in a world that also includes countries without the insane hold telecoms have over mobile devices and where that kind of restriction would even be…

Even if the locked down wifi were true, which remains to be seen, why on earth would they mention this in the user manual for a device that is being released world wide, in a world that also includes countries without the insane hold telecoms have over mobile devices and where that kind of restriction would even be…

@WestwoodDenizen: Here in Belgium we call them "magical voodoo juice machine" stores.

You mean that Ivanka is hot, dry and rather sandy? I personally don't know her well enough to make a judgement on that but I'll take your word on it.

@jer102: I thought you just banned fox _hunting_ and not Fox as well.

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: Business genius? One word: MySpace.