This is awesome.

I swallow my pride, drop to the floor, and with every last ounce of will power shimy under the door

do you think their only objective is just to ruffle people? I've been struggling to understand their motives since the first. That said, I'll accept being in the greys if it means less airtime for the losers.

Linen overalls? Girl.

That person on the left has another body coming out of her.

These posts are like a train wreck. I don't want to look but I can't help myself after a couple of glasses of wine. So mad at myself right now.

Well I guess that answers the question "who listens to this crap???"

She has a whole drawer of clothes! She gets excited when we open it.

Well then, let me oblige you!

I have a dachshund, so I am obliged to post a picture of her in a sweater!

Dachshunds RULE.

i tell people that i needed to lose weight because my doctor told me i was going to die and that usually shuts them up from saying stupid shit

"I am writing this while drinking rum and eating Cadbury mini eggs in bed."

Teach us your ways.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.