Ewww, she's squeezing his neck rolls!

HAVE WE GOTTEN PAID YET

It's the back one to the left. I think it's spinach.

Ah, I see it. Got any floss?

Nothing at all intimate here.

Naughty little guys never just stay put on the shelf like supposed to. And yet somehow they feel morally superior enough to report back to Santa if we misbehave?

WHOA WHOA WHOA. She, AS A DOCTOR, illegally accessed your medical records? That is so not-okay that my head is spinning. She really shouldn't be able to maintain her license if she's behaving that unethically toward her own sister.

I'm struggling to think of a Lifetime movie I would call good. I want this to be the exception.

I actually don't think it will be that bad because Angela Bassett, but the fact that it's on Lifetime and not say, HBO does not engender confidence.

This instantly made me think of this:

i still don't know who 5SOS are?? is there are 5 boats that are sinking??? ABBA song on 5 times?? teenage poopers.

I object to that picture in theory but I would eat the shit out of that after a fuckton of booze. Gimme all the meats pasta and chiz, pleezzzzzzzzzz

Why use pie crust? You've got mashed potatoes right there. It's a bit British, but potato-top pies are great. Hell, mix the stuffing in for a combination top.

Get a bagel. Grill it in butter in a pan because you're without power but the gas stove works. Place cold turkey and left over cheese from cheese plate on grilled bagel. Consume. Cry because of the cold and the fact that you are 24 jobless and living with your parents. Start grilling another bagel...

Imma let you finish, but turkey pot pie is the best way to use thanksgiving leftovers of all time.