It's just a suggestion, but you could maybe just try not kicking your fucking cat in the future when it doesn't act and make decisions like a tiny, furry adult human being.

Get out of here with your energy!

FRUSTRATION AND UTTER CONFUSION, like all haute cuisine abominations.

If the milk can't reach the cookie then what the hell is the point of all this nonsense?

At the ultimate risk of being the lone voice of dissent - the cookie isn't going to get soggy. It actually has a very good structural way of achieving this (seemingly impossible) state, and it doesn't even involve sorcery.

I have, no exaggeration, been laughing to the point that I am no longer laughing, I'm just sobbing, for about 5 minutes.

I don't think he's unattractive at all... Just fucking terrifying.

Uh oh. Here I go again.

Holy hugbees, I have no idea what else there is to live for anymore.

I have watched this three times.

I love anything set to Benny Hill. I'd laugh at a funeral set to Benny Hill.

seems to me most of crazies stories come from Florida, whats up with that??

I have been looking for that gif!!!

I'm short of waist and curvy of hip. Even low-rise jeans come up nearly to my belly button. High-waisted jeans tend to land just below my bra.

It depends on where your fat is and how tight they are. Low-waisted ones, on curvier bodies, have to cut into fat to stay up, leaving muffin top. Tight anything will squoosh out the fat around it. If your jeans top "waistband" sits gently somewhere smaller than what is below it, you won't get muffin top.

Maybe? If you're into the whole tattooed rockabilly vibe thing ...

How about mid-rise jeans? High enough to cover the butt crack when you sit but a couple inches below the belly button. I know fashion industry, I just blew your mind.