“Daddy, the top came off...”

Googled XB trucks and found this cool little thing.

Trade?

It's good they've decided to include this map of Detroit to really drive home how mediocre this car will be.

I know which truck had the most tech:

“Prominently featured on the dash were a row of hand buttons for locking the front or rear differentials, or engage Trail Turn Assist”

I guess lots of people asked their doctor if Kia Seltos was right for them.

VIVA LA TRANSMISSION!

I’m Willy proud of you, David.

Without a horrid CVT, it was difficult for Nissan to find a way to annoy the piss out of the driver. But they found a way.

Grande Mode.

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…

I’m going out on a limb and say that this was a dumb thing to do.

Tell He Who I Shall Not Name

Well, the kids last name is Blaev and we all know what that means.

“making him perhaps the most iconic person to ever clean a stable in pop culture.“

*refreshes page 86745897895 times to get comments* I like these beasts and want to seem them come back as alternatives to SUVs. I don’t like it at 8500, we are not even in worth a look/offer stage.

Standing nose to tail on the petri dish train?

THIS IS A DEPOSIT!