I’m so relived that she’s safe. I’m also gutted by the knowledge that so, so, SO many other Syrians are not.

I cried this morning at work when I read that she had been evacuated. Then I went into the bathroom and sobbed in the stall because yesterday a tv journalist reported on a 5 year old child in Syria who was in surgery WITHOUT ANAESTHESIA. He was reciting verses of the Quran out loud to withstand the pain.

Yes, this part (emphasis mine) seemed to be an exquisite description of both the burger and trump himself.

They’d have the most perfect celebrity wedding we’ve ever seen. And they’d beat the odds and stay together until the end.

actual pic of me at 27 years old

Right? I wasn’t throwing holiday parties featuring unbearable twee costumes or matching American flag swimsuits when I was that age.

honestly, though, why aren’t they married yet?

Im perfectly comfortable acknowledging other dudes attractiveness.

Omg and then when he starts talking about Kerry Washington.

“hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese.”

But also not incorrect.

John Mayer seems like the kind of guy who would post that a certain day is conceptually ridiculous and then have it pointed out to him that it’s his *own* birthday, at which point he would just squint through the extremely heavy pot smoke and shrug.

I did spend part of a rauncus evening with him once

Yeah, I don’t get the Southwest hate either. Bags fly free, fares are reasonable and I’ve yet to be in a fatal plane crash, which is my No. 1 priority, so I keep flying with them.

I come from a family of American retirees, and had only flown American or Delta until about ten years ago. I gave Southwest a shot on a work trip and have never looked back. I’ve never had a bad experience with Southwest; not one.

I thought this said “RAIDER NATION REPENT!”

I know folks that rag on Southwest, but - outside of being able to purchase food - I cannot see that much difference between the and one of the Grown Up carries. [Noted that 1st class makes all the difference but that ain’t me...]

I am blown away by the amount of folks who felt it was necessary and important to point out there is no Kansas City in Michigan. Thank you for your service, internet scholars.

Sure, but when I drink all of the booze in a place people are like, “Wendigo, you need to get help” or “put your fucking pants on you sick freak.” Unfair.

#squadgoals