omg the jeb ones though. this is glorious.

You are the absolute best part of this horrible never ending election. Which may not sound like much considering, but I swear it’s a compliment.

The last one?

Ashley herself starred this post and now I will never wash it again.

Hmmmm interesting

I so needed this article today.

Fuck this is a good question.

The internet already solved that one. He’s Vincent Adultman.

Hmm...interesting.

Possible splice?

(slow clap)

You’re doing the (metaphorical) lord’s work here, Feinberg.

What was each candidates’ favorite day of Kristen?

Did you ever ask Ben Carson to comment on his belief that the pyramids were built to store grain?

Ashley is a national treasure.

you. are. perfect.

Ashley, can you ask Ted Cruz to explain this fucking coat?

hmm...interesting.

When Jeb! 2020 taps a Press Secretary, the would be remiss not to consider Ashley for the role! Her briefings would bring a broad swathe of voters to the table. #Jeb2020

To: Leadership of all Political Parties Big & Small