THANK YOU! I was wondering if it would be too gauche to point out what a shitty swastika that is, but apparently I’m not the only one with thinks so.

If they’d never given him coverage to begin with, he wouldn’t be here at all.

“We don’t have a voice” I say as Trump gets more free media coverage just for being somewhere.

I don’t quite understand what you’re saying here, but I’ll die to protect your right to confuse me.

We don’t have a voice anymore, and Donald Trump is giving us a voice.

Your username is giving me so much joy now and will continue to do so for a long while, I suspect.

lmao, the hypocrisy on both sides when it comes to freedom of speech is fucking breathtaking at times. I assume both of their roles are reversed when speaking about Kaepernick.

+1 poli sci undergrad who’s grateful he went for his MBA

Here’s a broadly applicable principle: If you make the size of your genitals an issue in primary debates, you get naked statues. Otherwise, no.

Alternately, he doesn’t actually have any supporters in NYC.

lol dude

Oh please! In the words of Jeff Goldblum in Men In Black, “Welcome to Earth.”

That’s actually the tackling dummy used in Trump’s debate prep.

I manage a casino in Las Vegas, NV and I’ve trained my poker dealers to identify Trump supporters and make them bust on every hand.

“’Freedom of speech!’ the man shouted back.”

What, no horns? Sad! If I had done this statue it would have been 300% classier

Bills fans don’t take a day off

Really a place named Runza’s sells chili? i don’t want the restaurant to tell me what I’m going to get from eating the food. It’s like a restaurant being called “Sal Monella’s”

Jon!

Jon: