Not checked the manuals in my cars lately, but why not have a specific “connect ground here” spot on the car and a black “non-clamp” attachment that doesn’t look just like the red clamp?

I’m in the minority of greatly disliking “secret” menu things.

When I am dropped off, the driver meets me at the back of the van and hands me my bag at which point I say, “You understand why I’m not tipping you?” With his eyes locked onto his feet he could only nod.

The man is so thirsty that I need a drink of water.

I get where you are coming from, but the dude investigated the Mai Lai Massacre back in the 70s when he was far, far away from Secretary of State, and he decided the soldiers didn’t do anything wrong...20 years later, he reached a different conclusion.

“Hey Cheney, wait a goddamned minute!. We can’t do that seriously fucked up shit you want to do, but we can certainly do some other really fucked up shit to other brown people.”

While my record is not spotless, I did not:

Powell investigated the My Lai massacre, in which hundreds of people—mostly women and children—were killed by a group of U.S. soldiers. At the time, Powell concluded that the soldiers had done nothing wrong, but in his 1995 memoir, he had a different take.

I’d like to believe the person was trying to throw up such an absurd example to show how absurd this requirement is.

My kids are not big candy eaters, so after they get home from trick-or-treating, I partition out the candy I want, they partition out the few pieces of candy they might want, and then they happily spend the rest of the night answering the door and giving out the candy they just collected.

Oh wow, you really are doing the oppression Olympics between two asshole millionaires.

Making fun of Kaitlyn Jenner would absolutely be fair game because she is a horrible person and should be made fun of constantly.

Yeah, those darn powerful trans folks who have entire states making laws about where they can take a piss, sure are running the world nowadays.

They found one transgender comedian who thought Chappell’s gay/trans jokes were cool.

Maybe treating a shake as the drink could work, but a flat fried fritter topped with honey, sugar, cinnamon, and sauce (even if initially delicious) is going to be cold and decidedly less delicious by the time someone finishes their burrito.

Our three kids are boys, and we are currently building a house.

See, if Obama would have just identified as “white”, all the racist folks would have been perfectly OK with him.

People seem to really be blowing this all out of proportion.

I get what you are saying, but there were more Biden voters in Texas than any state other than California.

As a dude who can fluctuate wildly with how much I care about weight and/or running, I can tell you I get fucking tired of folks talking to me about how much weight I’ve lost or how good I look.