I’m operating under the assumption that Kanye has already forgotten that he’s running for President.  

In a better world, we would have spent the last four months developing a dozen models for how schools should be configured and structured, giving schools options based on their needs and the community’s Covid19 status, and then throwing enough money at the schools to make the options workable.

Yeah, except a lot (or most) of those poor and middle class white folks want to be enemies of black folks.

In 50 years, Trump too.

The mayor here in Houston forced the cancellation of the in-person Republican state convention here next week that the Republicans were insisting on having.

I’m not much of a cook (but I do like sweets), but does two tablespoons of heavy cream function as a magic anti-hardening device?

Life is so much less stressful and less drama filled when you just learn to mind your own fucking business.

Here, let me fix these announcements a bit.

A few hundred thousand protestors, outdoors, mostly with masks.

I am shocked that an old white moderate politician is balking at taking down statues of Washington, Jefferson, and Columbus.

Sorry, you must find your own creamy peanut butter hill up which to die because my peanut butter hill is crunchy!

It is Missouri. I think they would have been disbarred if they had not pull guns.

Would you sooner go hungry than eat a PB&J prepared with grape jelly instead of strawberry?

Well sure, but what, that could only be like 7 or 8 teeth, tops.

If I didn’t know better, it would seem that the police have a habit of lying.

Look, if we just ignore super duper racist people, super racist people, duper racist people, the GOP (but I’m being redundant), the police, white supremacists with shockingly few teeth and a non-bifurcated family tree, woke white folks who are only woke on social media, then sure, we’ll have a real discussion about…

My mom, rest her soul, was not a good cook, but she could make the best from-scratch banana pudding ever (and fried okra and fried squash - and yes, my dad did have heart problems, but I’m sure that was purely coincidental).

If one of them gets pulled over on the way home, he’s likely to get some blood on his nice suit.

It had nothing to do with the parsley-rich Argentinian chimichurri sauce that most of us know.

with every doughnut cut into several pieces with a flimsy plastic fork for sharing.