houstondude2016
HoustonDude2016
houstondude2016

I think you misspelled “fewer” there.  

I am no fan of Biden (I’ll admit to being a Warren fan because I generally like plans), but Biden has 20+ years of spending time building relationships with key Black political voting influencers (e.g., politicians, pastors, media).

I’m not sure anyone should be surprised that the person making Madea might have some fucked up views of women’s issues.

If the Astros win on Tuesday, unless Verlander throws a no-hitter, there is no remotely obvious MVP. Bregman has struggled, but hit a grand slam. Brantley has been locked in, but hasn’t tremendously impacted the series. Altuve has been on base every game, but disappeared from time to time. Same with Springer.

This would be equivalent of asking if a 6'8" dude with world-class jumping ability could dunk on a 10-foot goal.  I’m going to go with, yep, she could pretty easily dunk on an 8-foot goal.  

Is 25 games normal for a first time?

Well, look, I don’t want to be indelicate here, but you kinda have to prepare a bit before a pounding in the 2, or there likely will be some doo-doo.

I’m not sure I care about your boner.

Meanwhile, a few million Trump followers love this because it, “triggers the libs”.  Trump won’t apologize for this because it is exactly the kind of thing that energizes his base.

My mom taught me that if you cannot say something nice, write it down in an online column.

The endorsement makes sense for her and Bernie, now I’m just looking forward to her working hard for the eventual nominee, ‘cause it isn’t going to be Bernie.

As much as Yourdan Alvarez was crazy good this season, the Astros won’t miss him in the National’s park.  The Astros pitchers may hit better than him in the World Series.

Are you attempting to turn Zion into a slow, bearded white guy?

I’m a pudgy middle-aged white dude, and my kids were talking about slow MLB baserunners, and as 7-year olds are want to believe, they said that I could run to first faster.

If we are going to start not following teams because they employee domestic abusers, well, we aren’t going to be following anyone.

“Look, you need to break away from the choice of a slavery mindset and appreciate the genius of my shoes”

Biden - I’m the only one who has done big things [lists of things accomplished by Obama, other Senators, and countless others]. Me, me, all me.

Absolutely, but Biden has put in the years of building relationships in Black communities, particularly in the South, and that leg work is not something that anyone else has done. He’s old and out of touch (and probably at least a little bit racist), but Biden’s long career has let him build that support, and it is

Are you new to political discourse?

Yep, and it likely would happen again.