Hillary did (and does) not have a penis.

It isn’t hard to figure out why Durant figured out before everyone else that life is much better without Westbrook on your team.

Imagine being Kevin Durant.

No doubt that McCarthy was getting a handy during those massages.

I’m a pasty white middle-aged pudgy dude who has cargo shorts in his closet, three kids, and a mini-van, and this may be the whitest thing I’ve ever read.

If you outlaw leggings for parents at my kids’ school in Houston, 500 white moms and the Lululemon business model would suffer.

Let’s all keep firmly in mind that Biden is miles better than Trump.

Still, he’s miles better than Trump, and no matter how this shakes out, we all need to remember that.

Fuck that shit.

Her shoulders rather than the millions of asshats that voted for Trump?

He wasn’t a big enough star or good enough coach or have enough money to get this kind of ball-washing, so I assume he knows some secrets that others would prefer him not discuss.

Baffling until you realize he’s the guy who brings the good drugs to the parties, so you gotta keep him around.

I’m eating left-over Easter Reese’s right now, so you can assume that my body shape is not “slim/athletic build”.

Kevin Durant is easy to shit on, but Durant knew Westbrook better than anyone knows Westbrook, and Durant got the fuck out of OKC.

I’m not sure drivers need to rejoice as much as parkers should rejoice.

As someone who wants the Democrats to win in 2020, I’m all in favor of not pushing for impeachment.

We have to get out the youth and minority vote, and I am suspect that Bernie can turn out the minority vote, and keep in mind, the youth vote is increasingly as minority vote.

“young people LOVE his approach, as do I.”

Some people think Bernie is the perfect candidate to beat Trump.

One saving grace is that Tiger winning pisses off some racists (but they are less pissed off since Trump likes him).