You have to consider bald golfers before saying that.

I’m not one to buy into conspiracy theories, but this is clearly linked to Nortre Dame burning down yesterday.

“You really ought to make homemade jam”

When at a table, how long do I have to wait with an empty water glass before I grab the pitcher sitting on the counter (asking for a friend)?

By all indications, the Warriors are better when Cousins is off the floor. He might come in handy against the Rockets, but even then, it is marginal.

I dig Tiger. Always have. He makes golf exciting, and since I didn’t marry the man, I don’t care where he gets his dick wet as long as it is consensual (not Cosby).

In my brain, I know that Rory/Johnson/Keopka/Thomas/Speith/etc can hit any amazing shot that Tiger can hit and can go as low in a tournament than Tiger ever did.

I think we need to see the 2nd place MVP finisher actually outplay Durant.

“Hi, I’m Louis Gohmert”

I dunno, I cried.

“bud, that guy hates your extended family that may not be in the US”.

If you want to talk about the world-wide rise of the far right, you may have a point, but the rise of the far right in the US does not correspond with a massive rise in immigration.

We could be very, very generous and assume they really meant on-site in the US rather than when we first see them.

Interesting that it is a liberal judge who will be getting reversed on appeal when the article clearly states in the very first sentence:

As someone who trains interviewers, I tell them to ignore thank you notes and delete them when they get them.

The one black kid in Lubbock is going to get in some serious trouble for all this.

If it is Isso, I’m OK with it.

I’m probably as old as your parents, and I’m not like this. My parents and grandparents weren’t like this, and my siblings and in-laws are not like this.

If we flip the races a bit, I suspect the police and media interpretation would be a tiny bit different.

“I mean, we had to get over losing the Civil War but you don’t hear us bitching and moaning about that do you? Just get over it! We had to!”