All true words.

I completely agree and at work that is how it goes, but in social settings, even pasty-white dudes do a hand-clasp bro-hug with everyone other than new acquaintances.

I’m a pudgy middle-aged white dude, and I could have pulled this off as well as Lemon and Booker.

Given all the other crap my kids eat, the muffins are health food.

I’m very sad to say that there is no one who is going to unseat Cornyn in a presidential election year in Texas.

Interesting comments below.

I had no idea you could charge sex workers to your room now, much less someone else’s room.

Exactly, I have sex with your wife in hotel rooms rather than watching porn too.

It is just fabulously annoying.

Hell, my twins are about to turn 7, and we still don’t go anywhere without a bag full of shit.

“Sources said two Eleanor Roosevelt coeds, one white, the other Middle Eastern, sparked the outrage...”

Awww, that is cute for both of you (and I sincerely mean that).

If you and your partner really want a ring, try to find a “diamond guy” or “diamond woman” rather than Zales/Jared/etc.

My now-wife really wanted a big honking engagement ring. It was just always in her head that she would get one. We married older and were financially secure, so it wasn’t a big burden.

Maybe he just got tired of playing with Roethlisberger.

I didn’t realize he was lactose intolerant.

There is no real citation to refute something that doesn’t exist, but all online searches show a parent and a student with suicide and a few others killed in other incidents, but nothing about a dozen suicides.

Not to minimize this, but while there have been some suicides after Columbine, it has not been near the number of students killed in the attack.

Alex, I’ll take “Stupid Things Universities in the South Say” for $200 please.

You can see the method of Izzo’s madness. The man wins games and that is what matters.