You have to flip it over onto its back to see.

Well, that is at least better than an untrained clairvoyant.

This should be updated with Izzo’s lack of apology.

It doesn’t just look bad. It is bad.

AOC gives them such confusing boners.  

My love for that movie is irrational and strong.

What they mean is:

I agree (and its a tactic that has been used with my kids more than once), but given the attitude we see from BC, the culprit would miraculously be a third string defenseman that no one has ever heard of.  

There is no way Trump gets impeached unless Mueller has pictures of him giving Putin a blowjob and nuclear codes at the same time.

Harris is far from an ideal candidate. I’m not shocked that a former, elected DA has some shitty things in her background.

“If he attacks her, people are more likely to see it for what it is - racism & misogyny.”

“i dont think my wife would be open to the idea of me being pleased in any way sexually,”

I believe as parents we are contractually obligated to fixate on stupid shit.

As a parent of three kids who were all on a plane before their first birthday, I would recommend skipping the car seat unless the kid really, really, really loves sleeping in one.

Only kinda related to this article, but it has been on my mind this week.

The best apologies are those that blame the victim and targeted to those “offended by my actions”.

“Please don’t believe everything you see and hear, this is what it really is.”

Their marriage works because Kellyanne is on TV playing a role.

If I cheer for Duke and Zion to lose, does that make me anti-Semetic?

“Naturally, the fact that the sentient loaf of bread reigned supreme on the early cash scoop led to at least one very dumb campaign email.”