“hurrr durrr i luv babbys”

Yes. I never take my car for repairs. I know they will lie to me. For some reason they do not lie to my husband even though both of us are clueless about cars.

It’s sad, but not at all surprising. I’m a small business owner, and many of my suppliers are men. About a year ago I created the alias ‘Dick Berns’ to use in purchasing. Since then I’ve found that on average my orders ship 2 days faster and cost 6% less when the person on the other end of the transaction thinks that…

I write under male-sounding names online, and I have mixed feelings about it. Is it easier? Fuck yes. Does it make me angry how much easier it is? Fuck yes.

Ugh this is why I hate the trend of naming baby girls traditionally “boy names.” Quit giving power to the men, we need to prove that women are just as competent! Stop conceding and saying fck it “Name ‘em all James.”

The Cinemascore is the grade from audiences that the studios use to determine what the word of mouth is going to be. So the movies that get A’s are things like The Help, The Blind Side, Unbroken, etc. Manipulative Uplifting movies that make you love America. Other movies that got low Cinemascores are Boogie Nights, The…

It is. And its Cinemascore is an F! It generated a lot of hate from people who were expecting something much more conventional.

Excellent film.

Like in Bug.

Proximity and convenience. These men are too busy or too well known to go out and find some strange, so if they're inclined to cheat, it'll be with someone close by and already in their circle.

well beauty is in the eye of the beholder because I've always thought Jennifer garner was the most basic looking white girl ever. ugly, even. I don't see the appeal of her at all.

I don’t get this line of thinking. Men and women come in contact with attractive/younger/hotter people all the time. Should a wife (or husband, for that matter) make sure their spouse is never around anyone hotter or more attractive or younger so that the spouse doesn’t get ‘tempted’.

They do a pretty good episode about that in Modern Family- Gloria wants to hire a manny and what’s-his-name (her husband) gets really upset and threatened and doesn’t want to let her hire him.

She’s an idiot, as soon as Ben gets bored and/or sick of her shit (i.e. soon), he is going to drop her ass.

Oh, hahaha, I just did some quick research. I could have SWORN I read about that not too long ago! SHE STILL WAS MARRIED TO GOD AND GAVE THAT UP FOR SOME COMMON HUMAN MAN. Maria Von Tramp™, am I right? Huh? HUH?

Will there ever be a time when this GIF is not appropriate?

As long as you don’t have a UTI, technically, all urine is “drinkable.”

Cool. This one time, I was camping and it was dark. I turned off my lamp and squatted to #PEE somewhere in the trees. Started to get that feeling somebody’s watching me and heard a distinct... lapping??? noise? So I spun around with my pants down and there was a deer drinking my #PEE straight from the tap, under my…

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.